YOU CAN LEARN A LOT FROM T SHIRTS

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(around a picture of dandelions) I fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won

 So Few Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me

 I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy

 If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going

 At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All...I Just Can't Remember It All

 My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips

 I Just Do What The Voices Inside My Head Tell Me To Do

 (Worn by a pregnant woman) A Man Did This To Me, Oprah

 If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them?

 Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount

 Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog

 (on a "well-tattooed gentleman") No, It Doesn't Hurt

 (on the back of a passing motorcyclist) If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off

 I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now

 (Over the outline of the state of Minnesota) My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor

 Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping.

 What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About

 I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian

 (on the Front) Yale Is Just One Big Party (on the back) With a $25,000 Cover Charge

 Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things Are Just Better Rich

 Liberal Arts Major...Will Think For Money

 Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional

 IRS -- Be Audit You Can Be

Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law.

 If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In the Kitchen

 Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship

 The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never In Doubt

 If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You

 Old Age Comes at a Bad Time

 In America, Anyone Can Be President. That's One of the Risks You Take.

 First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order.

Alex says: We had just moved to a country town and were driving up the highway past the local cemetery. My 7 year old stepson called out, "Gee they must be poor here!" "Why is that?" one of us asked. "Look at what they're buried in!" he exclaimed, pointing at some 44 gallon drums standing in the cemetery.