Genealogy Forum NEWS
December, 1998


GENEALOGY HUMOR II



More Bumper Snickers
Forwarded by GFS Carol@aol.com

I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNE flower

My family coat of arms ties at the back....is that normal?

My family tree is a few branches short! Help appreciated

My ancestors must be in a witness protection program!

Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall!

My hobby is genealogy, and I raise dust bunnies as pets.

How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE??

I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged

I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me ?

If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help...

Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problems, leads to two more!

It's 1998. Do you know where your-Great-G. Grandparents are?

A family reunion is an effective form of birth control

A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots

A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away

After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted

Am I the only person up my tree-seems like it

Any family tree produces some lemons, nuts & a few bad apples

Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree?

FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.

Gene-Allergy-It's a contagious disease, but I love it

Genealogists are time unravelers

Genealogy is like Hide & Seek: They Hide & I Seek!

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people

"Crazy" is a relative term in my family

A miser is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor

I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand

I Should have asked them BEFORE they died!

I think my ancestors had several "Bad heir" days

Only a Genealogist regards a step backward, as progress

Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality

Heredity:Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!

It's a poor family that hath neither a Lady of the evening or a thief.

Many a family tree needs trimming

Shh! Be very, very quiet.... I'm hunting forebears.

Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors!

ThatS strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN!

I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes

Genealogists live in the past lane

Genealogists do it generation after generation....

Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots!

Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree

Alright! Everybody out of the genetic pool!

Do I hear the rattle of Chains?

Always willing to share my ignorance....

Documentation...The hardest part of genealogy

For a reply, send a self-abused, stomped elephant to...

Genealogy: Chasing your own tale!

Genealogy-will I ever find time to mow the lawn again?

That's the problem with the gene pool: NO Lifeguards

I looked up my family tree...there were two dogs using it.

I researched my family tree......apparently I don't exist!

SO MANY ANCESTORS..................................SO LITTLE TIME!





Headstone
Forwarded by GFS Cindy@aol.com

At Rest

Here lies a poor woman who was always tired,
she lived in a house where help was not hired;
Her last words on earth were, Dear Friends, I am going
Where washing ain't done, nor sweeping , nor sewing,
But everything there is exact to my wishes,
For where they don't eat there's no washing of dishes;
I'll be where loud anthems will always be ringing,
But, having no voice, I'll be clear of the singing;
Don't mourn for me now, don't mourn for me never,
I'm going to do nothing for ever and ever.



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