Genealogy Forum NEWS
December, 1998
GENEALOGY HUMOR II
More Bumper Snickers
Forwarded by GFS Carol@aol.com
I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNE flower
My family coat of arms ties at the back....is that normal?
My family tree is a few branches short! Help appreciated
My ancestors must be in a witness protection program!
Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall!
My hobby is genealogy, and I raise dust bunnies as pets.
How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE??
I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged
I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me ?
If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help...
Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problems, leads to two more!
It's 1998. Do you know where your-Great-G. Grandparents are?
A family reunion is an effective form of birth control
A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots
A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away
After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted
Am I the only person up my tree-seems like it
Any family tree produces some lemons, nuts & a few bad apples
Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree?
FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.
Gene-Allergy-It's a contagious disease, but I love it
Genealogists are time unravelers
Genealogy is like Hide & Seek: They Hide & I Seek!
Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people
"Crazy" is a relative term in my family
A miser is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor
I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand
I Should have asked them BEFORE they died!
I think my ancestors had several "Bad heir" days
Only a Genealogist regards a step backward, as progress
Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality
Heredity:Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!
It's a poor family that hath neither a Lady of the evening or a thief.
Many a family tree needs trimming
Shh! Be very, very quiet.... I'm hunting forebears.
Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors!
ThatS strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN!
I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes
Genealogists live in the past lane
Genealogists do it generation after generation....
Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots!
Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree
Alright! Everybody out of the genetic pool!
Do I hear the rattle of Chains?
Always willing to share my ignorance....
Documentation...The hardest part of genealogy
For a reply, send a self-abused, stomped elephant to...
Genealogy: Chasing your own tale!
Genealogy-will I ever find time to mow the lawn again?
That's the problem with the gene pool: NO Lifeguards
I looked up my family tree...there were two dogs using it.
I researched my family tree......apparently I don't exist!
SO MANY ANCESTORS..................................SO LITTLE TIME!
Forwarded by GFS Cindy@aol.com
Headstone
At Rest
Here lies a poor woman who was always tired,
she lived in a house where help was not hired;
Her last words on earth were, Dear Friends, I am going
Where washing ain't done, nor sweeping , nor sewing,
But everything there is exact to my wishes,
For where they don't eat there's no washing of dishes;
I'll be where loud anthems will always be ringing,
But, having no voice, I'll be clear of the singing;
Don't mourn for me now, don't mourn for me never,
I'm going to do nothing for ever and ever.
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